Confession

I was on my way to the bathroom at work just now and it dawned on me...

I want to be Barbie. I love her. She is fantastic. The clothes, accessories, trips, cars, homes, men...seriously that women has it all. And why shouldn't she? She doesn't even age, it's a miracle really.

The blonde hair, the perfect nails, the perpetual smile. Oh my god. She's my idol. It all makes sense now.